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EDUCATION TIME, CUNTS.

Enrol your shit-for-brains snotty little sprog in the elite Gunston Finishing School TODAY!

Education In Motion.

So, your little genius wants to eat the crayons? Well, here at The Gunston Finishing School, we won't stop the moronic little cunt. Chow down, shithead! Go for your life! Here at The GFS we believe part of education is learning that crayons make you chunder when ingested. Ergo, "Education In Motion", cunt!

Daily Challenges

If your shithead little kid can't find Wollongong on the fucking map inside 30 seconds we will expel the thick little cunt before smoko.

I mean "Little Playtime" or whatever the fuck you call it.

No if's no but's you blind little fucker.

Science

If your bogan shithead kid nicks stuff from the science room then they will be getting an extra-curricular science lesson involving Principal Aunty Doris Gunston and her trusty Bernina sewing machine getting scientific all over your fucken kids thieving little fucken face.

Mathematics

If your little wanker kid can't count up to 10 by the time he's 10-years old then you are entitled to a 5% tuition fees refund.

Gunston Finishing School in Numbers

400

Graduated
Students.

Ever.

120

Canings a day

Ciggies smoked in the bogs each day

Testimonials

"Our policy here is firm but fair. But if you little arseholes want to try it on with me, there's only ever going to be one winner and that's Trevor's ute, Gene-o's chainsaw and the fucking quarry. OK, so 3 winners. None of whom will be you, you rowdy little fucking cunt."

Principal Aunty Doris Gunston